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There was a new girl in skool today.
Dib noticed her right off. She was a tiny thing, skinny with a kind of grace to it. Her hair was simple, short and reddish brown. From a distance her eyes looked dark blue, but closer up they had tints of green and gray.
Dib couldn’t stop glancing at her. His gaze was glued to her from the second she walked into the classroom. No one else ever caught his attention like this…well, no human, at least. Dib shot a furtive glance in his boyfriend’s direction, knowing how possessive he was. But Zim was oblivious to the classroom as usual. Scribbling some notes in Irken, probably trying to prove to Dib that he had not given up on his mission.  No problems with him then. Back to Gwenevere. She had her head bent over her paper, writing something. Her medieval name fit her. She was beautiful. Her short hair showed off her long neck…a neck that was smooth and tan, not green. He found himself wondering what it would be like to kiss a human. A human girl. When he next looked away, the bell had rung and klass was over.
“Dib-thing.” Dib felt a tug on his hair scythe.
“Oh, hey Zim.” Dib blushed and quickly stood up from his desk. “I lost track of time, I barely heard the bell.”
Zim crossed his arms. He had grown some since coming to Earth, but even so, Dib was a head taller than the Irken. “Silly human pig. Falling asleep in klass. You are lucky, for today is the EARLY release!”
Dib’s mind slowly came back to him as he stopped staring at Gwenevere. “Wha…oh yeah. Right. I was gonna take you to the movies.” He picked up his bag from under his desk.
Zim glanced around the empty classroom, looking sly as he sidled up to Dib. “I had something else in mind. We can go to my base…” he reached his hands up to Dib’s shoulders. “I’ll turn GIR off, and we can…” A long green finger twirled around Dib’s ear. “Relax.” Zim drew out the word into a hiss before softly kissing the human boy.
I am lucky. Dib thought, kissing back. Zim is hardly ever in the mood to do...stuff. Zim broke the kiss with a smirk. “Or would you rather go to the MOO-vies?” Dib blinked rapidly a few time. His mind had gone blank. Again. He was easily distracted today. He grabbed Zim’s arm and his books from the desk. “Relaxing sounds great!” he said as he dragged his lover out the door.

[Narrator.] Ahem. The following...activities were not deemed appropriate to exist anywhere other than the writer’s twisted mind. Details were never written down. Thank you.

The next morning, as kids slowly filed into the classroom, Dib’s eyes were once more drawn to Gwenevere. Why can’t I stop looking at her? Maybe because her legs look so long in that skirt... He sat down abruptly, shaking his head. He didn’t want someone in a skirt. He wanted Zim. He loved Zim. It didn’t matter if their relationship was…well, unusual. Dib told himself his hormones were just acting up because he’d never kissed a girl. He didn’t really like her that much. He told himself this until he heard the teacher utter three dreaded words. Assigned lab partners. The entire class groaned, knowing that their teacher would try hard as possible to shove enemies together and keep friends apart. “Zim…and…Keef.” Zim shuddered and looked hopelessly at Dib, who rolled his eyes. At least it wasn’t Torque. “Dib and...Let’s see...” The teacher looked around ponderously. “Gwenevere.” Dib’s heart stuttered for a moment. He was going to be working with her? For the entire klass?
This is half of my submission for the Zadr club's contest. :iconz-a-d-r:

I don't think I'll make the deadline...but whatever. It should be a good fic anyway.

To my lovely zadr-lovin' watchers, if you have any ideas, I'd LOVE to hear 'em. OK?

Oh, and general feedback is good too. :)
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kamisami Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2016  Student Filmographer
If I was dib I stayed with zim. Zim is much more handsome and beautiful than she is. But with a kiss...Maybe she has a plan...
KonekoCat Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013
I want to kill Gwenevere
love hurts but it hurt's far worse when you allow your eyes to wander :iconpissedmonkeyplz:
KilloxXMiika Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
InvaderAmi Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2010
Awh... it's not finished? Dx I wnna read the rest of it... :[
abl822 Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2010
I love it can't wait for the next part
benjiisadogsname Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I can only imagine what happens in the base... *smexy eyebrow waggle*
When you write more, PUH-LEEZ leave a link under your original artist's comments! For the love of Jhonen, doooooo eeeet.
darkminddeathcome Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
u said u wanted a idea ? i can give you one do you want me to send it in your notes? (if interested) btw that was......AWSOME!!!!!!!......
EchoLorin Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2008
So sweet! So shmexy!!! So...I want more!!! XD are you gonna come out with a part two??? *Hopeful eyes*
DarkGrayEyes Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2008
Meybe someday.
tundervolt Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2008
Me want more! more! more ! that was greaaat ,funny, and also smexy!! oh yeah i want mooooore!!
DarkGrayEyes Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2008
Thanks. Soon, I hope.
CelestialDeth Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2008  Student Traditional Artist
Bitters is evil. She did it on purpose.
DarkGrayEyes Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2008
Oh yes, the eeeeevil.

You like it so far?
CelestialDeth Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2008  Student Traditional Artist
And the details that were 'never written' made me giggle.
But yes, I like it. Very....interesting. :lol:
DarkGrayEyes Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2008
Yes, I thought that was rather funny. :bucktooth:
Glad you like it.
CelestialDeth Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2008  Student Traditional Artist
Please sir can i have some more?
DarkGrayEyes Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2008
I'm working on it!
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